I lied, that shoe is totally dirty. Why do you think I put a words bubble over it? Oh, the shame.
Are these the cutest cuts ever or what?!! Crocs on a Cricut cartridge?! LOVE IT!
Ok, I think Crocs are the ugliest shoes in the world. The end. However, those are my off brand “Crocs” in the photo above. Don’t you love that I cut them out in matching colors? I’m just so clever today. Not clever enough to figure out the lottery numbers, but clever enough to find (almost) matching paper for my Crocs post.
(Thems the breaks, kid.) 😛
About My Off-Brand “Crocs”:
I have hardwood floors in my kitchen and when I stand in there for a long time cooking (or calling for take-out) it hurts my feet! So, I broke down and ordered some genuine Crocs…only to find that the REAL Crocs hurt my feet more than the hardwood floors. Seemed like they didn’t fit my monkey feet correctly in any place. So, I found those (photo above) faux-Crocs at Payless (cheap!) and they fit me just fine. Well, fine”ish”. I bought them a size too big, so I look a tad like a clown, especially in the orange ones. One day my bug man, James, came by while I was wearing them and he couldn’t help but laugh, call them clown shoes and comment on their ugliness. I couldn’t agree more, but they are comfy!! I wear the orange ones inside and the black ones in the yard or for quickly jetting out to take the kids to school. If I ask the kiddos to go get them for me I say, “Go get my orange ugly shoes for me, please!” (That would be what I shout from the kitchen to whichever kid is available.) They know exactly what I am talking about. 😀
Here’s How you can make your own ugly shoes / CROCS. Just Use:
Everyday Paper Dolls Cricut Cartridge
The Crocs are on page 61, under Accessories 1.
The little paperdoll nurse is wearing them. If you’ve been to a hospital or Dr. office, you’ve found this to be true. Hey, they know comfort…or else they’re just preparing to stand in my kitchen. Either way. They may be ugly “for real”, but this cut is SUPER CUTE!!
Now Pull on Your Ugly Shoes and Get Crafty!